10 Reasons Why Time Travel is No Good

10 Reasons Why Time Travel is No Good


Mario: Okay, I am geared up! I am ready for Top 10 Reasons Why Time Traveling is No Good! Fafa: Yeah, but remember, it’s not the obvious reasons, like the world exploding. It’s the little reasons. Future Mario: I come from the future to stop you from doing this blog! Present Mario: You shut up, future me! I do not trust you! Future Fafa: See? Time traveling’s frustrating! Present Fafa: That should be reason number one! Both Marios: Yaaaay! Fafa: Number 10– Fafa: Number 10– You could meet yourself. Mario: Wait! This one is obvious! If you meet your own self, the world will explode! (time warp) Fafa: No, it won’t, but it will be really depressing. Past Mario: I am wearing this two prong! (time warp) Past Mario: I am wearing this two prong! Present Mario: Oh, man! I thought I used to be cool, but I was stupid! Past Mario: This is the best! (time warp) Present Mario: Oh, man! I am going to look like crap! Future Mario: This is the worst! Number 9– Number 9– You WILL show up naked. (Terminator music playing) Mario: What? No, you don’t! Fafa: Yeah, you do. Look at Arnold Schwarzenegger. (“The Girl from Ipanema”) Terminator: Your clothes. Give them to me. Mario: But Doctor Who travels through time all the time and he does not show up naked! Fafa: Yeah, he does. The BBC cuts out all the willies and naughty bits. Mario: They WHAT?!?! Fafa: OUT! They cut OUT! Number eight: Number eight– You are unemployable. With your current job skills, you can’t get a job in the past… (time warp) …or in the future. Mario: Well, I write blogs for a living! Past Interviewer: Ha ha ha! You can’t make a living doing that! Mario: Well, I write blogs for a living! Future Interviewer: Ha ha ha! You still write? Fafa: Number 7– Fafa: Number 7– You can’t buy anything. Mario: Hello, may I have McRib sandwich please? Past Cashier: Ha ha ha, I can’t break a 20! Mario: Hello, may I have McRib sandwich please? Future Cashier: Certainly, that will be $64,000. Fafa: Number 6A– Fafa: Number 6A– The past is gross. (plop) Mario: Everything is covered in feces! Fafa: Number 6B– Fafa: Number 6B– In the future, you’re gross. Mario: There is nowhere to take a feces! Fafa: Number five– Fafa: Number five– You’ll kill everyone, or they’ll kill you. We use medicines that keep getting better to stop from catching colds. Mario: I hate colds! Fafa: You think you hate today’s colds? What about the colds from the future that you’re not protected against? (time warp) Future Groundhogs: Welcome to the future! (sneezes) (Mario exclaims; falls) Future Groundhogs: Uhhh… Mario: Screw that! I’ll just go to the past! (time warp) Past Groundhogs: Welcome to the past! (Mario sneezes) (Past Groundhogs exclaim; fall down) (Mario exclaims) Fafa: Number four– Fafa: Number four– Don’t trust the landscape. Time and space are kind of linked. See, landscapes can change in a matter of– (Mamma Mia ringtone) Hold on a second. (answers phone) Hello? Mario: Fafa, it’s me. Apparently, they finish that sidewalk a month in the future. Will I grow feet again when I get back? Fafa: (on the phone) Uhh, maybe? Mario: (on the phone) TIME TRAVEL SUCKS! (Huey Lewis and the News – “The Power of Love”) Number three– Number three– The music stinks. You know your smelly Uncle Bob who won’t listen to anything but Van Halen and says, “Today’s music’s stupid! Why don’t you try out some Van Halen?” That’s you when you time travel. Mario: Oh, dear Lord! They will not stop playing “Come On Eileen”! Stupid! (dubstep playing) Oh, dear Lord! I thought dubstep would go away! Stupid! Fafa: Number two– Fafa: Number two– It’ll hurt your brain. Okay, if I kill Hitler, that would be good. Unless, by doing that, I somehow create Zombie Hitler. What if it creates an alternate reality with twenty Hitlers?! I can’t take this anymore! I’m going home to play Xbox! And number one– And number one– Time travel is frustrating. No matter when you go, you can’t change nothing. It’s super frustrating. Mario: I will change something! Fafa: No, Mario, you can’t. I’m telling you; you’re just gonna frustrate yourself. Mario: Shut up! Watch this! (time warp) (rewinding) (time warp) Present Mario: I’ve come from the future to stop you from doing this blog! Past Mario: You shut up, future me! I do not trust you! Present Fafa: See? Time traveling’s frustrating! Past Fafa: That should be reason number one! Both Marios: Yaaaay! (Huey Lewis and the News – “Back in Time”) (party horn; crunch)

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    The Permian Sabertooth

    If YouTube is still around in the year 2080, can any of you guys from the future comment on if Dubstep is gone?
    (This might be long forgotten by then.)

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    Aggretsukodublin🇮🇪3345

    It's bloody hilarious. I'd say Glove and Boots is one of the funniest puppet video series I've ever seen!

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    CH33ZY D1BBLES // TheStillChillMimikyu

    Fafa: The BCC cuts out all the willies and the naughty bits.
    Mario: THEY WAT?!?!
    Fafa: Out, they cut out!

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    _ jok3r_0f_thedeck _

    if you time travel, you risk destroying the entire timeline, just by being there, you've already changed something, if you're traveling to the past, you risk imparting too much information about the future, causing drastic changes.

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    Saya A Studios

    if you change something ( say killing hitler ), something will take its place and change all events that happened after hitler

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    SysGhost

    If you try to travel in time, you'd most likely end up in the vacuum of space.
    You see, most of the time time machines assume you'd end up in the same place. But what if I'd told you everything is constantly moving in space. Where earth was 2 seconds ago will never ever be with earth ever again. Now you think that it's in orbit and will eventually come back to the spot it was a year ago. WRONG!
    The solar system moves too, and so does the galaxy as well.
    That particular point in space will be forever empty in both past and the future.

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    VerumAdPotentia

    I'm from the future, after you stopped making videos, and I want you to come back with me and make more videos! Come with me if you want licorice!

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    The Crusader

    If you go back in time to kill hitler before he does bad stuff he would not have done the bad stuff therefore you wouldn’t now who he his so you wouldn’t of went back in time to kill him therefore he would be alive and that he’s alive you would go back in time before he does bad stuff to and kill him and then the process repeats

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    alvīts sunny

    Was looking for a great travel pillow,and finally found one,here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-hIKFJkyEk

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    White Fang

    If you try to change simething in the past it creates a loop bc let's say you decided to kill hitler in the past, it will cause you to not decide to go to the past bc hitler is dead, so you don't go to the past, you not going to the past means you didn't kill hitler which makes him alive, so you decide to kill him in the future and ect.

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    Alex Wood

    How to make Time Travel a good idea
    1. Invent time machine
    2. Travel to the 23rd century
    3. Invent a Device that can alter the odds in that time period
    4. Use that Device to make the odds certain that time travel is a good idea

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    Fink Ployd

    Correct you are Fafa, but that won't stop be from going back to 1978 and recording a high quality copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.

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    DrainbowTheDragon 121

    “9: You will show up naked”
    Me: But, but Homura Time travels all the time, and SHE doesn’t show up naked!
    Fafa: She does
    Me: TIME TRAVEL SUCKS!

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    Thinh Tran

    Fa Fa:a landscape can change in a matter of phone rings hold on a second

    Mario:hi they built a sidewalk a month in the future. Will I grow feet again when I come back?

    FaFa: um, maybe?

    Mario: TIME TRAVEL SUCKS!

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    spectators turner

    3:57 Okay if I kill Luigi that would be good, unless by doing that, I somehow create zombie Luigi, What if it creates an alternate Reality with 20 LUIGIS?!
    I can’t take this no more I’m going to play CD ROM!

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