Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL

Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL


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>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”>>YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT UP?
WHAT UP? WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY.” THE ONLY JEOPARDY WHERE OUR
PRIZE MONEY IS PAID IN INSTALLMENTS.
I’M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES. TODAY’S CONTESTANTS ARE SHANICE.
>>HEY.>>RASHAD.
>>WHAT’S CRACKIN?>>AND, OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
ALL THE WAY FROM WAKANDA IT’S T’CHALLA.>>GREETINGS DARNELL.
I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS PROGRAM.>>BOY THIS MIGHT BE THE
BLACKEST, “BLACK JEOPARDY” YET. ALL RIGHT, LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT
OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT, GROWN ASS.
AW, HELL NO. FID’NA.
GIRL, BYE. I AIN’T GOT IT.
AND AS ALWAYS, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL RIGHT.
SHANICE, YOU’RE OUR RETURNING CHAMP.
YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO AW, HELL NO
FOR A HUNDRED.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, YOUR
BARBER HAS A TWO HOUR WAIT. BUT HE SAYS THERE IS AN EMPTY
CHAIR YOU CAN USE UP FRONT. RASHAD.
>>WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, THERE’S A REASON YOUR CHAIR EMPTY.
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. YOU DAMN RIGHT THERE IS.
YOU GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE THE WEEKND.
ALL RIGHT, RASHAD, THE BOARD IS YOURS?
>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO WITH FID’NA FOR $200.
>>ALL RIGHT. THEY FID’NA TAKE PRAYER OUT OF
SCHOOL. SHANICE.
>>WHAT IS AND THEY WONDER WHY EVERYBODY PREGNANT?
>>YES, YES, EXACTLY. YEAH.
BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU KICK JESUS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
THAT’S RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, IT’S YOUR PICK
SHANICE.>>LET’S STICK WITH FID’NA FOR
$400.>>ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER.
THIS IS THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN YOUR GRANDMAMA’S
NAME. OH, T’CHALLA.
>>WHAT IS TO HONOR HER AS THE FOUNDATION OF THE FAMILY.
>>HMM. THAT’S REALLY NICE.
IT’S WRONG. BUT IT’S REALLY NICE.
ANYBODY ELSE? THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN
YOUR GRANDMAMA’S NAME? SHANICE?
>>WHAT IS CAUSE I’M FID’NA TO GET’S CAR AND I DON’T NEED ALL
THAT ON MY CREDIT.>>YES, I FEEL YOU.
THAT’S RIGHT. I FEEL YOU.
AND YOUR GRANDMAMA AIN’T GOING TO NEED THAT GOOD CREDIT TOO
MUCH LONGER. ALL RIGHT, SHANICE, YOUR PICK.
>>LET’S GO TO I AIN’T GOT IT FOR $200.
ALL RIGHT. THE LADY FROM SALLIE MAE SAYS
YOUR STUDENT LOAN IS PAST DUE. RASHAD.
>>WHAT IS I AIN’T GOT IT BECAUSE I DIED.
YOU ARE TALKING TO A GHOST.>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
THAT’S RIGHT. YEAH, YOU CAN’T BILL WHAT AIN’T
THERE. JUST ASK WESLEY SNIPES, AM I
RIGHT T’CHALLA?>>I DON’T KNOW THIS ONE.
>>THAT’S ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU’LL GET THERE.
RASHAD, IT’S YOUR PICK.>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO TO AW,
HELL NO FOR $400.>>OKAY.
THE AIRLINE SAYS THEY WANT TO CHARGE YOU $25 TO CHECK YOUR
BAG. SHANICE.
>>WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO FLY TO
JAMAICA WITH A 50 POUND SUITCASE IN MY LAP.
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. YEAH, YOU DAMN RIGHT.
AND I DARE THE STEWARDESS TO SAY SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT, LET’S KEEP GOING.>>LET’S STAY WITH GROWN ASS FOR
$600. OKAY, YOU SEND
SEND YOUR SMART ASS CHILD HERE BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE GROWN.
T’CHALLA.>>WHAT IS TO ONE OF OUR FREE
UNIVERSITIES WHERE SHE CAN APPLY HER INTELLIGENCE AND PERHAPS ONE
DAY BECOME A GREAT SCIENTIST.>>OKAY.
WELL, THE ANSWER WE WAS LOOKING FOR WAS, OUT MY DAMN HOUSE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU
T’CHALLA. I MEAN, Y’ALL MIGHT NOT NO MEAN
STREETS IN WAKANDA. ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>>VERY WELL. LET’S GO TO AW HELL NAH FOR
$800.>>THE POLICE MANS SAYS THERE
HAVE BEEN ROBBERIES IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, AND ASKS DO YOU
HAVE INFORMATION.>>WHAT IS, NOT ONLY DO I TELL
THIS MAN WHAT I KNOW BUT I ALSO ASSIST HIM IN TRACKING DOWN THE
OFFENDER. AFTERALL OUR MINISTERS OF LAW
ENFORCEMENT ARE ONLY HERE TO PROTECT US.
IS THIS CORRECT?>>IT SHOULD BE.
BUT, OH. YOU AIN’T SPEND MUCH TIME HERE
IN AMERICA. LET’S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY’S
PRIZES. JOHNNY.
>>THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY’S “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER
WILL RECEIVE UESTA HOLD MARGARINE.
VERSATILE PLASTIC CONTAINERS THAT USED TO HOLD MARGARINE.
PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THEM. AND WELL DONE STEAKS.
IF I SEE A SPEC OF RED IT’S GOING BACK.
YOU BETTER COOK MY FOOD WITH WELL DONE STEAK.
AND BY SPRITE. HOW DID WE BECOME THE BLACK
SODA? WE DON’T KNOW.
SPRITE. BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
I DO LOVE SPRITE. ALL RIGHT.
T’CHALLA, THE BOARD IS YOURS.>>OKAY.
I AM READY. LET’S GO TO WHITE PEOPLE FOR
$400.>>OKAY, LET’S TRY IT.
YOUR FRIEND KAREN BRINGS HER POTATO SALAD TO YOUR COOKOUT.
UH-OH, T’CHALLA.>>I THINK I AM GETTING THE HANG
OF THIS. BUT BEFORE I ANSWER.
I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS. THIS WOMAN, KAREN, SHE IS
CAUCASIAN, YEA?>>YES.
>>AND SHE HAS HER OWN RECIPE FOR POTATO SALAD, YES?
>>YEAH.>>OH, I UNDERSTAND.
IT IS NOBLE THAT SHE WOULD VOLUNTEER TO COOK FOR EVERYONE.
AND ALTHOUGH I HAVE NEVER HAD POTATO SALAD.
>>YEAH, OF COURSE.>>I SENSE THAT THIS WHITE WOMAN
DOES NOT SEASON HER FOOD.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
>>AND IF SHE DOES, IT IS ONLY WITH A TINY BIT OF SALT.
>>THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT.>>AND NO PAPRIKA.
>>YES, THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT.>>AND SHE WILL PROBABLY ADD
SOMETHING UNNECESSARY LIKE, RAISINS.
>>I KNOW, RIGHT.>>SO — SO, SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT I SHOULD SAY.>>SAY IT.
>>AW, HELL NO, KAREN. KEEP YOUR BLAND ASS POTATO SALAD
TO YOURSELF. [ DINGING ]
>>YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT T’CHALLA!
>>OH.>>IN THE FACE.
>>YES.>>BLACK PANTHER, WELCOME TO
BLACK JEOPARDY. ♪♪♪>>HOW MANY SQUARE FEET IS THAT?
>>FOR THREE BEDROOMS.>>WHAT A DEAL?
>>OH, WELL, THE SOUND OF WHITE PEOPLE SHOPPING NEARBY FOR REAL
ESTATE MEANS THE FUN IS OVER. SO, LET’S TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE’LL PLAY WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
BLACK JEOPARDY.

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    Roy Taylor

    Leslie Jones needs to style herself how she acts in skits. Doesn't have to be straight hair wigs. It can be braids even. That sticking up hair she wears does her no justice.

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    Matthew Whitaker

    That was the best Black Jeopardy that I have seen yet. Chadwick Boseman is a great actor. Love him in all the Marvel movies. My favorite, was 42, Jackie Robinson's story. SNL funny bit.

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    Mel B

    We are caucasian and always put paperikia on potato salad and who in the right mind puts raisins in potato salad that’s weird

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    Jeebus Fisch

    Black people making fun of black people.. wish white people could do that to their own without getting set on fire.

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    Stinkie Bhlood

    Lemme just start by sayin how much I really do love white people that love black people and the ones who kan kook like kountry folk. But I'm dead dis shit too true dawg 😂🤣

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    Palace Of Wisdom

    If black people reported crime to the police, nothing would happen because… the cops hate arresting black people?

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    Ghostgirl 708

    “ and if she does, it is only with a tiny bit of salt, no paprika”

    Huh so T’Challa is getting some cooking advice from Vision i see

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    Thomas Nasworthy

    I’m white and I have too many neighbors like Karen. Always bringing their organic bullshit to cookouts she wasn’t invited to. I let my pit bulls see her out 😈🤣

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    SarahV Scott

    What is "to one of our free universities where she can apply her intelligence and one day perhaps become a great scientist"?
    The answer we was looking for is "out my damn house"

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    Lampcap

    I swear tho! White people really do be adding random shit like fruit, raisins and nuts. Like hell naw! Get yo nasty ass, bland ass potato salad out of here Karen!

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    lindsey lefrois

    Black people making fun of each other is hilarious. White people making fun of black people is usually a little mean-spirited.

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    KryzMasta

    “Oh, well, the sound of white people shopping nearby for real-estate means that the fun is over.” Dayum that’s tragically true!

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    TheSheriffess

    I hate to say that the make shift margarine / tupperware containers and the well done steaks are spot on. The bland potato salad was classic.

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    Richard Grant

    Racist…….they make it look like there are differences between races. …………. This is DISGUSTING and insulting to the African. The white men who own and control this network need to be exposed about this insult to Africans………..Who owns this network?

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    Stecy Jackson

    4:53 um actually gingerale is the black soda I honestly like 3xCo La but gingerale since most black people be like get me some jangerale or jungerale it's mostly to be the black soda

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    Tom Brooks

    Can you imagine if this was white jeopardy or they had a category called “black people”? The liberals would be screaming hate speech, racism, bigotry and every other thing in the book. Got to love the double standards in our culture. Pathetic!

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    Jeremy

    I'm sometimes the white minority at work. Anytime I come back from lunch with food, the guys ask if I put raisins in it.

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