Heavenly Father, I want to thank You for this day of life. My heart is so full of joy for these women right here. Lord, please make sure. that Lisa don’t get a STD…. and that nobody has kidney failure. cause we gonna get messed up and let me get pregnant by somebody rich, that’s all I ask. Amen. We haven’t hung in five years. I miss you guys. We need a girls’ trip. That’s my car. Not any more, baby. What if I just whip out my titties? You know? Okay, a titty. I’ll take a titty for a bike ride. You sure you wanna get turned this weekend with your girls? I say this out of love. Preach, girl. Mm. If you are going to come along with us, please refrain from saying things like “preach” or “go girl”, or any other colloquialisms that you may have looked up on urban dictionary. Girl, bye. This weekend is about us. We deserve this. So let’s go. I have to pee! Look, the line is short over there, there’s a long line in the bathroom here. Just go for it! Stop taking that picture! Oh, my God! How much did she drink? Hell, no. I have known about this for a few months now, but that’s in the past. This picture was taken last night. We need to talk. There aint nothing you need to say to her that you can’t say in front of us. Take my gun, just tag him in the balls. Today is the last day that we will ever be this young. I have not had this much fun in so long. Wait. I got what you need right here. This is two hundred-year-old absinthe. You drink too much of it, it’s gonna have you hallucinate. Y’all feel funny? Feel me, feel me. You’re squishy. You coming to get me, God? You put something in the drinks, didn’t you? You know I got some bomb ass kush if you want to take a hit. Where did you hide it? Where the sun don’t shine. You know what, that can cause a lot of infection. Girl you can’t get no infection in your booty ho’. It’s a booty ho’.