*WHOOPSH* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome BACK to Life is Strange. This is the before the storm, uhh, Season. This is- Everyone thinks that this is Life Strange 2. It’s not Life is Strange 2, It’s a prequel. So this takes place before Max and Chloe’s adventure. And the other season of it that I played. Umm. I think season 2 is still actually gonna be a thing that’s coming. And sorry that I’m late to play this. Uhh, By a few days. This game came out the day I flew out to Seattle for PAX. And I really wanted to get it before- Before that, I wanted to be part of the PAX prep. But, I got the code at, like, midnight that night. So, I- I couldn’t play it and I couldn’t record it and couldn’t get it up. For when I was gone. So that’s why it’s been a small bit of a delay, so, apologies on that front. But we’re HERE! We’re finally here! Ummm, I think… You control Chloe, in this game. And I think it’s the story between Chloe and…….. Rachel Amber…..? Is that her name? Might be wrong Uhhh, so, I’m excited to see what this is going to be like. I don’t think there’s any time travel powers in this one. Which is a little weird. Because that was one of the cooler elements of… The first season. So I’m curious to see if it’s actually going to be- If it’s still gonna be good in that regard. If it’s gonna have that heart and soul and the story Buuuuut, who knows? Let’s get in and play. Episode 1: Awake. There’s only 3 episodes in this as well. By the way. I think there’s like a special bonus fourth episode that might come out. with Max… Not sure. Episode one, “Awake”. Stay WOKE everybody. [Suppressed inhale] And I think this… I think Chloe and Rachel… “Story based game that features player choice…” Same as always. I think that they might’ve been more than just friends. It seems like there was more to it that– When you were finding out stuff about Rachel so I’m not sure. Oh hella yeah. [Silence…] Oh shit! [Chuckle]
It says 1337 on it, really? [Chuckle x2] Well THAT’S irresponsible! Of-fucking-course! [Laughter] [Sound of disappointment] Yeahh… This– It’s a different voice actress for Chloe as well which makes me sad, because Ashly Burch did such a good job, in the first season… Ahh that’s sad, I wanted it to be the same character. Same voice, I mean. “FENCE”, thank you. Yeah– Did you see, the train had 1337 on it which is LEET. uuuuugh it’s so bad. Fuck yeah! [Laughter] Augh, this is so lame. It– It’s lame in a good way though. Cause the– Life is Strange has always been kind of cheesy with the teen culture Like the “Oh This is…hella…cool!” Kind of stuff. Ahh, I miss this. Who knows– Yo, what’s up? Dudes? [Chuckle] Hey! You there! Slap! Guy that got beaten up: I understand, I understand, really, and– and it won’t ever happen again I swear! You can trust me… I promise… I-I really get it now… I do… The dude has EDGE written on his hand in a tattoo. Ooo! Isn’t that like, uhh, thing? Didn’t you owe… Oh go- By the way. It’s been a really long time since I’ve played Life is Strange Season 1. So… I’m- I’m gonna miss, a lot of stuff. I’m gonna miss like character names. And I’m gonna miss, Some tiny little… Details that harken back to the first season. So, Apologies on that. Umm. But doesn’t she owe the- the drug guy, money after awhile? Wait, Doesn’t he have an RV? Is this his? You also need spray paint… Nnnah, Why would it be? Ahh~ Sit n ponder at the bon fire! Maybe Re- Refresh your est-as flasks. [Moan…?] But that’s where the heart is! ‘kay… i think we’ve- I think we’ve pondered all the life that we can ponder. Yeah and the dude in the RV had a dog. That I, accidentally got killed I think… HmhAww… Okay, Let’s see wha- Let’s see what Bouncehr is gonna say to us. Sick tats! Is it really that hard to make- Aye, It’s pretty big. I wonder if it’s that hard to actually make fake IDs. Although… There must be a reason, Umm… They probably have a like thing. Cause I don’t know. I don’t know American IDs. I’ve never sat and scrutinized one and being like, “DIS IS A FAKE!” I dunno if they have like a little… Bar codey… Holographic thingy. I didn’t wanna do that! okay… “BLOOD SPORT. Taste iron PUNK!” I’m missin’ the show… okay… There must be something back here that can help. Haha! A door! I don’t need to go in! I gotta get in there and listen to some MEEEETAAAAAAL!!!!!! [Chuckle] Can I look in? Just open the fuckin’ thing. You can do it, I believe in you. You’re strong! Duhduhduhduh-du-duhduhduhduhduhduhduh-duhduhduh. Woah-ho! Some Graffeye-ty. Ah, I’d thought you’d have ahh, thing. “Not a meth lab!” “Free candy!” “Not a meth lab!” Breaking bad reference! [Cringes] Ugggh, The sound of markers… Rubbing on things like that, Uuuggh. Makes me wanna grind my teeth… Nice. Some of my finest work. Wait, Where the hell do I go? I didn’t see anything else. I wonder if I can talk to the dudes and let them let me in. Nope… Yeah yeah yeah… Can I find like a spare ticket? or spare ID? Or… SOMETHING around here that can help? Can I stop getting facial hairs in my mouth? There’s hardly anything back this way is there? No… What do i do?! Everything else just says like “look” at it… Maybe I can talk to him. “Let me inside, now.” “The mill.” “Your bike.” Let’s see. “You’ve started a backtalk challenge.” OoohoohoOO!~ Teenage angst ahoy! Let’s fuckin’ do this. “In backtalk, you use arguments and-” Also teleport your face apparently. “-and insults to get someone to do what you want.” No… Okay… “To succeed, pay attention to what your opponent says.” [Laughter] This is so weird! This is what it’s like. To have arguments with people. you’re like- “Okay, They said that okay…” Clever retort… Go. Give me a solid… no bedtime. YES!! SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! [reading] Okay “Again, listen to your opponent’s words.” I got it, dude. [reading] “Cute is relative “I don’t do ‘cute’.” I only do, rock hard balls to the wall, METTAALL [reading] “This isn’t a playground.” He didn’t say anything about a playground. Sometimes the right choices are more difficult to pick out. Here, playground is good response. to.. kid. Ahhh that’s good. Don’t need to protected. I got some balls to the wall, puncharoos. Agh! Uhh bosses suck! Nah! This is so cringey! Oh, my face it’s – it’s like a sucked a lemon before I recordered this video. My face is gonna implode on itself. Don’t care if you had a knife or a gun. Girls kick ass and I rule and bosses suck. Then again, she is supposed to be a teenager, so… Jesus! [mimics dog sounds] Are you the guy who owns the RV? [reading] Scream. Don’t touch my soul with dirty hands. [laughter] [with laughter] Why?! It’s so cringey! Is this Life is Strange or Try not to Cringe Challenge? Yeahh… that’s – that’s the thing about Life is Strange games, They were always kind of self-aware about how cringey they were. I don’t think she gives a fuck. Darkness fills my soul! Heart on fire! Okay. Am I supposed to do something with it? Hey! [laughter] Better. Are we going to roll this car…down the hill? He’s not really being a dick.. He’s selling shirts. And you need to pay for them. And shirts at shows are always hire because that’s how bands actually make their money. Parking brake. Here we go.. criimes. Stick it to the man, Chloe! I didn’t do it! I swear. Okay… I – I want a shirt now. What’s.. Chloe, we’re not stealing! Yeah, exactly. Even though… I fight guys. If you had a knife, if you had a gun, I stick it to the man. Guys are dicks. I crash cars and I steal shirts! Society can’t control me. Hey, meth! Then… embrace it. Skeevy guys! Ooh, a knife! Take it! Knives are good! Knives are fun! We can go and stab the bouncer with hit and then show him what do. Okay good chatting to you guys. Fuck yeah it’s a beer! Hell to the yeezy. Talk to yourself and drink some beer. [slight laughter] Ah, dude, look at how chill this girl is. [laughter] Ah, Frank! That’s the dude. Um, I say as I’m taking my time looking around the place. Smart call. Let’s talk to Frank. He’s the one you end up owing money to in the other season, and, he owns the RV with the dog What? How ’bout some weed, dude? It’s cool, man! ‘You come in here often?’ Have to drink more, forget my feelings. [laughter] Uah… spot me some? I wanna get fucked up! Dang… Now I don’t [unintelligible] get my super high on! I wanted to take the super weed and get super off my face! Look at the stairs. Sure does. I love all the graffiti around the place as well. It says like, ‘fuck power,’ ‘hard fuck core’. [laughter] So silly! I love it! Okay let’s look at the deer head. Yeah! Which, by the way – let’s go listen. Oh, fuck yes! Into the war zone! Ow! Uh oh. Hey! Here we go, go upstairs. Watch out for the dice-dice! Don’t break ’em. Yeahh.. light on your feet. Oh I love this song! YEAH!! Fuck yeah! Whoo! Is this where I”m gonna reet – meet Rachel? Reet Machel? I’m just gonna sit here and rock out all day! YEAH kill it dude! Whoo! A’ight. Can I – can I now? Ohh shit. Heh, beetch. Uuuahh. Umm I have a beer! I can give him that. It’s in my inventory. Beeetch. [chuckle] Rachel? [reading] Choose carefully. This action will have consquences. Ohh I do love to attack. I think me and the other girl can take him! Or should I run and be safe? [thoughtful inhale] It might come back to bite me in the ass. Ahh – attack! Oww. Owww! It is Rachel! Time to get the fuck outta Dodge. Later, Frank. Aww. Thanks, Frank. Rock fuck! YEAHH! Look how much we rock out. AHHH! [chuckle] [laughter] Oh, man. Oh, god. The dialogue is so bad! [reading] Fat France. I remember this bedroom. [laughter] I have a – a multicolored finger going like this. Beautiful. [reading] Square Enix presents… Life are disturnged There she is, lying on that bed we all know. Okay – let’s get up and start the day. Feeling nice and cannabis fresh. Isn’t that kinda what you do all the time? Hey it’s Max! Max Caulfield, from the first game. [reading] I punched a guy’s face, almost got stabbed with a bottle, broke a dude’s car and stole a shirt. [reading] It was a pretty good game. Not the best game ever, but it was pretty good. [reading] Hey I was just there. Yesterday. [chuckle] [reading] Plus I have a sweet ass… black eye for a souvenier. [reading] ..Okay. [reading] And that’s hard science! That’s just math. ‘Cause Max left, and her dad died in a car crash. I would love some eggs and bacon right now. [repeating] That.. girl. Rachel Amber, I was right! Dude is that Daenerys Targaryen? And her dragons look different. Yeahh. It’s just darkness IN MY SOULL. in my head heart on firee. [reading the options] Genius is – I want to see how you end this. There’s that sound of markers again. It’s not too bad on that. God damn it they’re closing the doors? [reading] Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent LSD. My motto is genius is 1 percent inspiration, 120 percent masturbation. Ohh, i’m trying, I’m really trying. It’s ’cause your dad is a cutie! Yeah can’t you tell by the no-faces? Rachel Amber should be the last one. Doesn’t look like the girl I saw last night, the girl I saw last night was blonde! Then again, people /can/ dye their hair. Okay, you shut up. We have the periodic table and I have the option to improve. So – I’m about to improve upon.. science right now. How am I improving this? Did I really just put ‘marijuana 420’ on it? [sigh] Ooh hoo oh boy we are in for a fucking ride with this game. [laughter] [reading] ‘Why can’t you be more positive?’ You know, the unknown element in the periodic table. Marijuana! Is that true? That’s pretty metal. I mean that’s pretty – METALL! Pirate power. Clever! That one I’ll give to you, that’s a good joke. [reading] That’s cuute~ Okay – I need to change clothes – what am I doing? [gasp] Skateboard! [chuckle] Yeup, I don’t know how a big giant helicopter shaped like a middle finger would do the same. Get dressed. I need my eggs and bakey. Ohh dude! Fire-butterfly-skeleton, Bonus outfits? A raven. Bonus outfits or Firewalk. I think bonus outfits are stuff that you get.. with the game. Classic Chloe pre-order – okay. [reading the options] I kinda want Classic Chloe. Can I change them back – can I actually see what they all look like? Could I play dress up? There we go! That’s the Chloe I know and love – except you have normal hair – instead of blue hair. Hmm. Should I keep her like that or change her again? Ah I’ll keep her like that. Oh, wait! Shit, I clicked change! Fack! Ok, let’s go with the raven. I don’t want to have the exact same Chloe. You know, it’s a new dawn. It’s a new day- That outfit sucks. (inhales) WELP. Classic-Chloe it is! I kinda want to try some of the other ones. Sorry now I’m just playing dress up Punk doe! As in like, punk deer Doe, a deer, a female- Thaat’s cute look at my little shorts Adorable! (claps) That’s how we’re going out today Ohoh yeah! (inhales) Righty Yeup. How are you gonna hide the black-eye face? I’m not even drunk I only had one beer. Come on, leave your mom alone, she’s a nice lady. Now call your phone. 1-800-HELLA Oh my shirt says “Jane Doe”. That’s clever. (Dial tone) (ringing) Do do do do doodledo do do ‘kay I got it. I got it! One. From mom. [Chuckles] Ah I have a message from Eliot. Ooh Max Can I go to the top of this? Oh god. [Reads the texts] Hey- I think I’m reading these backwards. No. [Reads texts] She not talkin’. Let’s talk to Frank. [Reads texts] It sure is (4/20) [Reads texts] Aww here’s my sweetums. My tasty, hunkalicious Eliot. [Reads texts] I dunno what “lo siento” means Ooh look at this punk rock down here Ummm [Reads texts] [Reads texts] Ohhhhhhh Yah YEET That would make sense. MOM PURSE? No, not that one. Hey, now come on Your mom is just being protective with her little Davey-Dave I always like the music in these games. It’s very calm, quiet and sombre It really fits the mood of the- the type of game that it is. Awright let’s take this purse and go on down to give it to Mom. Oh gosh mom. Why don’t I just give you my blood while I’m at it? Daad. Ooh. We did it. We solved the puzzle. We solved the puzzle of where’s the missing phone. Or…look at everything. Hi mam! She didn’t move her mouth. She’s a fucking doll. Aww come on mom! I like bacon but I don’t like vomit for dinner! Breakfast! That’s words! Yeah, I want some “de confi” Well, you know, food is food. Heh swear jar. Just turn around and be like: “Hey mom. FUUUUCK!” “There’s ten.” [Chuckles] That’s a weird way of remembering your dead dad. [Reads flyer, ending with “blah blah blah”] Yeah David was kind of an asshole in the first season. [Chuckles] That’s sad. Most of us do Chloe. Most of us do. That’s a cute picture. [Reads writing] YAAAAARRRRGHHH Allllllllright. But she didn’t ask for anything! She just said to put the thing on the table. And I’ve come back, MUUUUM! Hey mum! That’s a good point, let’s talk about pot roast!