*Whapposh* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye! And welcome to Robinson the journey, for Playstation VR Look I’m in space! So this game is about you being a boy on a space station that one, I think and you crashed- hey it’s Ireland! You crash above a planet and then you fall down and then you find dinosaurs. I mean the dinosaurs alone is the only reason I want to play this game, so, let’s get in. Play game, new empty slot please. Ok I wanna- I wanna see some dinosaurs, I wanna- and I thought it used the playstation move controller because one of the things in the game the thing in the person’s hand even looks like a move controller, so I don’t know. I have to use this for the menus so we’ll- we’ll see what happens. Hopefully uhm… it still plays well I’m interested, it- I’m curious Above the skies of a distant planet WOOAAAOOW A ship’s journey ends in tragedy One boy reaches the surface But he is not alone. I’m not!? Who else is with me? Oh God. [Jack’s character] Higgs, take a look at this Higgs! [Higgs] My scans indicate that this is a high-risk area. I agree! [Higgs] On the count of it being a tyrannosaurus nest. Oh Jesus tyrannosaurs? Doot Doot [Higgs] Oh my. Doot Doot HI! *waves* Come on then Come on then. Aw he’s so cute, she’s so cute, *They’re* so cute. Don’t you agree Higgs? Man this is pretty. Why do you have subtitles on? Hi! *Cute chomp* Awwwhuha Ahaha! [Higgs] Stay back, Robin! But I wanna touch it! dooOt doot Why are you using this She? Awwww I fed it! *laughs* [Higgs] *That*, is a vicious predator. Don’t look to viscious to me. [Higgs] I know what you’re thinking, Pat, pat! [Robin] No, Higgs. [Robin] I think I’ll call her… Laika! Laika? Like a boss? *Laughs* Oh Three months later… That was very Jurassic Park sounding music. doot Cool! Man, this is impressive looking. I mean not the loading screen, The loading screens a load of bullsh*t. Uhhmmdooh isdgjsdfgs But, the game itself is very, very impressive looking so Higgs is my little robot buddy and I’m Robin and that was like a ‘and now we’re going to go on a journey through the cosmos together’ I think maybe. Whoooaw [Higgs] Good morning, Robin! Hello! [Higgs] I’m so glad you’re awake, Me too! [Higgs] I grew rather bored without you. [Higgs] I start to get a little existential when I don’t have someone to care for take your time I think you’re going to have a big day ahead of you. oh god oh Jesus. Uhugh. This is gonna make me f*cking sick.>.